I am so oppressed

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Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

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Vampire family life appears to be one big incestuous orgy in any case.

Which means you probably did the Master, which is way creepier than anything you got up to with Darla, Dru, and/or Spike.

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Hey, hey, hey! Let's not be gross here. I couldn't stand being underground with that guy for five seconds. Besides, considering what his face looked like I don't even wanna imagine what's going on beneath the belt.

I get through the night by pretending Darla never schtupped him either, even though the likelihood of that being true is right up there with unicons

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Yup, he totally lost his virginity with Buffy.

Under the couch.

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Don't tempt me to get started on the bad and boring sexual partners stories. Buffy alone could fill volumes. Or a post-it since "Yawn" covers oh so much