I am so oppressed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

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Hey, hey, hey! Let's not be gross here. I couldn't stand being underground with that guy for five seconds. Besides, considering what his face looked like I don't even wanna imagine what's going on beneath the belt.

I get through the night by pretending Darla never schtupped him either, even though the likelihood of that being true is right up there with unicons

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Yup, he totally lost his virginity with Buffy.

Under the couch.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Don't tempt me to get started on the bad and boring sexual partners stories. Buffy alone could fill volumes. Or a post-it since "Yawn" covers oh so much