I am so oppressed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

Comments

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

You know...and I just managed to find another layer of 'totally' wrong down here. Would you call that your OT3, multi-tasking or maintaining balanced familial relations?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I'm a go-getter. I like to think I can do it all. Sometimes I do it all while naked. And wet. In a shower. Not that you'd care.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

It's good to set goals for yourself. Of course I don't care, I was certainly not spending some time, wet in a shower imagining how much water we'd conserve in a shower together.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I like to have things to aspire to. Like showering

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

You challenge yourself, that's a noble sentiment. Or just standing pinned to the shower stall wall with your wrists held above your head.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

It's how I rise to the occasion. When do we skip to the part where I can use toys on you?

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

No wonder you're a role model to the JAs. We do keep having this discussion about pretty mouths yapping instead of...insert your lewd object of choice here.