I am so oppressed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

My dad didn't come to Parent's Day! And he wants me to be a corporate raider when I grow up! And he might possibly have killed my mom!

HA! Beat that!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Oh, puhlease. Half of our dads killed our moms. It's a thing. Angel killed his *own* mom, and do you hear him whining? No.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

But your dad doesn't want you to rule the world, nyaah!

And I am conflicted about that, very conflicted. It's an evil empire! But it's fun!

*conflict concflict conflict*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

No, my dad wants me to run the Watcher's Council, which runs the Slayers, who keep the whole world from being overrun by astonishingly hot vampires bad guys.

Sure you're conflicted. It's why you're so obsessed with show tunes, isn't it?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

No, that's because I didn't get enough love in my childhood. And that's showbiz, you know?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

But everything was beautiful at the ballet.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Fuck the Red Shoes. I wanted to be a Rockette!

*high-kick*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

"Tits... and assssss..."

*looks you head to toe. Not really an issue in this case, is it? blushes*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Factory originals, babe! Got that right.

*shimmies*

*shoots things*

I could've been a bounty hunter, but no, I have to be a multinational CEO.... I wish my dad weren't so uptight, damnit.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Lovely... all she is is lovely... loveliness is all that she can doooooo...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Also? She's depraved onnaccount of she's deprived!

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

And he might not even be your dad....*head desk*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

YES! That's right! I may be having issues about the wrong guy! I think I'm the only person on this list with *that* particular problem! Ha!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

*cough*VeronicaMars*cough*

[notavegetarian.livejournal.com]

Unless Tigh is really Lee's daddy.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Oh, *ugh*. Did not need that thought. Thanks, Zhaan.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

And yet again the brain bleach comes into play.

Hmm. Arguably all the Cylons are fatherless. Waaaah! No family relations for them!