I am so oppressed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

Comments

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Does *eternity* work better for you? It's a long damn time to not be able to wear anything that reveals cleavage, that's all I know.

And I think I deserve at least one of those crying towels. It *was* my head.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

*wraps a linen towel around her neck*

*the monogram does NOT read 'Lilah Wyndam-Pryce'*

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much.

*snorts* As if. It'd be more likely to read Wesley Morgan.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Show a little gratitude. I was preventing you from a Fate Worse Than Death. And I tried to get you out of your W&H contract.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

I know. It was very sweet. A little naive, perhaps, but very sweet.

Speaking of...why aren't you bound by the same contract? You worked for them too.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Not Dead Yet. (Furthermore, I'm signing that contract in my future; it's in your past.)

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Can you dance and sing?

Will you even sign it, or will Angel sign for everybody? It makes a difference, you know. (Stupid quantum issues. Completely mess up the verb tenses.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Well, you're the lawyer. I recall committing to Angel orally.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think you've got yourself a lovely loophole there, buddy boy. Let him try and prove it in court.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Mmm-hmm. And whose side do you plan to take? I think we've already established that.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

It's in the job description. See damnation, eternal.