I am so oppressed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

Comments

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you didn't favor girls who, except for the hair, look like preadolescent boys, I wouldn't have had to dress up.

And you wouldn't know the top of a relationship if you were sitting on it with a whip.

*waves a certain dollar under your nose*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Now you've done it. I just reread Salvage and cried.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

*hands you monogrammed crying towel*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

*holds it gingerly by one corner to avoid bloodstains*

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Bloodstains? Isn't that your neck?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Please. I never let Angel get that far.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. Cordelia told things a little differently.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Who are you going to trust, me or some ascended possessed evil-god-thing?

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

She told me before she was ascended, possessed or an evil god.