http://lisacuddy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-10-30 02:15 pm
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I need to be therapized!

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2005-10-30 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, because being a good...partner means knowing exactly what buttons to press, and how hard to press them.

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm, a good... study buddy... knows how to manipulate the equipment properly.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
What equipment do you need to manipulate in Math? It's numbers.

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
We're talking about how we want to screw the Math professor, Marty. Yikes. What's up with you today? Are you back with Angela? Has smoke got in your eyes?

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*Blinks*

So we're *not* talking about Math?
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2005-10-30 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm starting to think you've never manipulated anyone's equipment, Marty. That's kind of sad.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I've worked with other people's equipment. When I was back in grosse pointe I was always borrowing my neighbor's hedge clippers. And one time I got to use a trench digger.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2005-10-30 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So close, and yet I'm still pretty sure we're not talking about the same thing.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*Blinks*

I thought we were talking about landscaping.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2005-10-30 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
We're. Talking. About. Sex. With the really adorable math teacher, and his fine slide rule.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*Blinks again*

What does that have to do with borrowing my neighbor's hedge clippers?

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Is your calculator broken? Because they sell them down at the emporium and the buttons aren't worn out. Are your buttons worn out?

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
If you wear out the buttons, you aren't doing it right.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2005-10-30 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That depends on how long you've been pressing the buttons. If you've been working all night and then get worn out, that's been a pretty good time.

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, a casu of button over-stimulation. Yeah, I can imagine if you spend all night... studying hard... you could wear out your battery.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. You guys sure must do a lot of accounting.

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I WISH! That's my problem, yo.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*Pulls out quarterly tax forms*

Well this is your lucky day! Want to help me fill out my income tax forms?
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2005-10-30 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't done any accounting in over a year. It's tragic.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Not even your income tax forms?
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