I need to be therapized!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.

Comments

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

DOES ANDERS KNOW ABOUT YOUR THING FOR OLDER MEN?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

I GOT WAY MORE THAN HUGS OUT OF ANDERS LAST NIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

ONLY HUGS? NO WONDER YOU TWO ARE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

WHAT PART OF "MORE THAN" HUGS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, FRANCHESKA?

YOU AND LEE BEING SUCH GOOD FRAK-BUDDDIES, I THOUGHT YOU'D PICK UP ON THE SUBTLE IMPLICATIONS!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

NEXT TIME PLZ BE KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT AROUND THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

AND I DON'T DO SUBTLE.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND AWAY FROM THINGS OF THE ADAMA KIND, ZOMG!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

JEALOUS, CALLY? ANDERS NOT DOING IT FOR YOU? I'M SO NOT SURPRISED.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

I AM SO NOT JEALOUS. YOU'RE JUST PLAYING WITH LEE CAUSE ZAK ISN'T AROUND, HA!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

OH.. SO YOU'RE JUST LOOKING OUT FOR LEE? BITCH PLEASE. I KNOW YOUR TYPE!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

WHAT, THE TOTALLY CUTER THAN YOU AND LESS OF A TOTAL BITCH-LUSH TYPE?!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

THAT CUTSEY ACT AIN'T FOOLIN' NO ONE DARLIN'!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*pokes Kara in the stomach*

MEANIE!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

*smacks Cally across the face*

DAMN RIGHT BITCH.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*GETS POPCORN AND WATCHES BECAUSE OMGHAWT* *KILLZ OMG*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

OH, IS THAT HOW IT'S GONNA BE? *slaps Kara's face as hard as she can*

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

WHAT KIND OF GIRLY SHIT IS THAT?

*slams Cally's face down on the floor*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

OW, MOTHER FRAKKER! *punches Kara in the bad knee*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

OH SNAP.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Yo Crichton, pass the popcorn, man.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*passes popcorn*

We need foam fingers!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

There's just nothing I can say to that that won't come out twenty kinds of wrong.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Did being on Caprica that long place your mind permanently in the gutter?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

No, it was the baseball pr0n.