*FLAIL!!*

[fates_jaye]

I had to give my not boyfriend a lapdance!

And now there's punishment and baked goods!!

Oh, and Rory? Callynanders totally do it.

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Aw, but we loooooooooooooooove you, Rory!

Also, I wouldn't know which end of a crochet needle-thing is up, and did we get the handcuffs back from you yet?

Dude, that's your fault, not mine.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*hates omg*

There is a POINTY END and a NOT-SO-POINTY END, Anders! It is NOT THAT HARD.

And please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT PUN OFF OF THAT.

Not my fault either! It's a damn Jedi thingy. *flail*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

A pointy end and a not-so-pointy end? That can actually get pretty hard sometimes, you know.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*flails*

OMG I HAVE A SEX LIFE TOO, YOU KNOW. I COULD TOTALLY OVERSHARE.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU? IT'S NOT FAIR IF WE HAVE TO DO ALL THE SHARING, YOU KNOW.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

WELL RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S SEKRIT.

UM.

I MEAN, NONEXISTANT.

*thinks*

ACTUALLY IT'S REALLY KIND OF BOTH.

[fates_jaye]

*cough*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

What?

WHAT?!?

[fates_jaye]

Nothing. *smiles innocently*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

How about for the love of all that is unholy?

*looks around* Where is Angel when you need to get a really good riff on sex and death and handcuffs going?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

He offered to teach me something about battery-operated devices back when he had the 'us'. I still don't know what he meant...

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

You so do! You have to! Why are you blushing if you don't get it?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I BLUSH A LOT.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

It's not a toaster or a hip-swinging Santa! Although it's a lot closer to the Santa than the toaster, I think.