*FLAIL!!*

[fates_jaye]

I had to give my not boyfriend a lapdance!

And now there's punishment and baked goods!!

Oh, and Rory? Callynanders totally do it.

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

We totally do.

Also I'm starting to think I underestimated when I said eighteen.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Your not-boyfriend is a really, really good kisser.

Yup.

*licks lips*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I hate you all.

Seriously.

You, and your sexing, and your crocheting which I initially wrote as 'crotching' and all of it.

And not just because I'm going to start looking like a huge prudish single person soon.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

MAUREEN!

HAHAHAHAHA!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

I totally read it at crotching

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Aw, but we loooooooooooooooove you, Rory!

Also, I wouldn't know which end of a crochet needle-thing is up, and did we get the handcuffs back from you yet?

Dude, that's your fault, not mine.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

DIE THRACE!!

*shoots pillows at you, zomg!*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*hates omg*

There is a POINTY END and a NOT-SO-POINTY END, Anders! It is NOT THAT HARD.

And please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT PUN OFF OF THAT.

Not my fault either! It's a damn Jedi thingy. *flail*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Maureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

And I'll stop, 'cause you know almost all of my full name, I think.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

A pointy end and a not-so-pointy end? That can actually get pretty hard sometimes, you know.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

How about for the love of all that is unholy?

*looks around* Where is Angel when you need to get a really good riff on sex and death and handcuffs going?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Lorelai Something Gilmore the Third! Damnit.

*pouts*

*throws pillow at you too*

*sulk sulk sulk omg sulk*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Leigh is the something.

But see? I'm nice and will not call you Maureen. Probably.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*flails*

OMG I HAVE A SEX LIFE TOO, YOU KNOW. I COULD TOTALLY OVERSHARE.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I will ignore you or kiss your not-boyfriend if you do. Fair Warning.

Lotsa guys getting kissed if the M-name gets used.

*glares*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU? IT'S NOT FAIR IF WE HAVE TO DO ALL THE SHARING, YOU KNOW.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

He offered to teach me something about battery-operated devices back when he had the 'us'. I still don't know what he meant...

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

WELL RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S SEKRIT.

UM.

I MEAN, NONEXISTANT.

*thinks*

ACTUALLY IT'S REALLY KIND OF BOTH.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

You so do! You have to! Why are you blushing if you don't get it?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I won't use it!

Not that I would care if some guy who isn't my boyfriend gets kissed. Because I don't. And I have no idea who you mean. At all.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I BLUSH A LOT.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Good to know. 'Cause I wouldn't want to kiss a guy who isn't your boyfriend. or a guy who is. Or something.

Okay, I'm getting confused, so yes, let's just leave it at Parker and Rory, and all will be well.

*puts head under pillow*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

It's not a toaster or a hip-swinging Santa! Although it's a lot closer to the Santa than the toaster, I think.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

There are many guys who aren't my boyfriend! What's so confusing about that? I have no boyfriend! Not even a sekrit one! Really!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Which is why it's confusing!

Maybe I should just stick to kissing guys who look like Lee Adama. Or who are Lee Adama. Or who don't have last names. That might work.