[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
I hate you all.

Seriously.

You, and your sexing, and your crocheting which I initially wrote as 'crotching' and all of it.

And not just because I'm going to start looking like a huge prudish single person soon.

[identity profile] pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
I totally read it at crotching

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, but we loooooooooooooooove you, Rory!

Also, I wouldn't know which end of a crochet needle-thing is up, and did we get the handcuffs back from you yet?

Dude, that's your fault, not mine.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
*hates omg*

There is a POINTY END and a NOT-SO-POINTY END, Anders! It is NOT THAT HARD.

And please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT PUN OFF OF THAT.

Not my fault either! It's a damn Jedi thingy. *flail*

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
A pointy end and a not-so-pointy end? That can actually get pretty hard sometimes, you know.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
*flails*

OMG I HAVE A SEX LIFE TOO, YOU KNOW. I COULD TOTALLY OVERSHARE.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU? IT'S NOT FAIR IF WE HAVE TO DO ALL THE SHARING, YOU KNOW.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
WELL RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S SEKRIT.

UM.

I MEAN, NONEXISTANT.

*thinks*

ACTUALLY IT'S REALLY KIND OF BOTH.

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
How about for the love of all that is unholy?

*looks around* Where is Angel when you need to get a really good riff on sex and death and handcuffs going?

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
He offered to teach me something about battery-operated devices back when he had the 'us'. I still don't know what he meant...

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
You so do! You have to! Why are you blushing if you don't get it?

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a toaster or a hip-swinging Santa! Although it's a lot closer to the Santa than the toaster, I think.