*FLAIL!!*

[fates_jaye]

I had to give my not boyfriend a lapdance!

And now there's punishment and baked goods!!

Oh, and Rory? Callynanders totally do it.

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

We totally do.

Also I'm starting to think I underestimated when I said eighteen.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I hate you all.

Seriously.

You, and your sexing, and your crocheting which I initially wrote as 'crotching' and all of it.

And not just because I'm going to start looking like a huge prudish single person soon.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

I totally read it at crotching

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Aw, but we loooooooooooooooove you, Rory!

Also, I wouldn't know which end of a crochet needle-thing is up, and did we get the handcuffs back from you yet?

Dude, that's your fault, not mine.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*hates omg*

There is a POINTY END and a NOT-SO-POINTY END, Anders! It is NOT THAT HARD.

And please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT PUN OFF OF THAT.

Not my fault either! It's a damn Jedi thingy. *flail*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

A pointy end and a not-so-pointy end? That can actually get pretty hard sometimes, you know.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*flails*

OMG I HAVE A SEX LIFE TOO, YOU KNOW. I COULD TOTALLY OVERSHARE.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU? IT'S NOT FAIR IF WE HAVE TO DO ALL THE SHARING, YOU KNOW.

[fates_jaye]

*cough*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

What?

WHAT?!?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

How about for the love of all that is unholy?

*looks around* Where is Angel when you need to get a really good riff on sex and death and handcuffs going?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

He offered to teach me something about battery-operated devices back when he had the 'us'. I still don't know what he meant...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

GAH!!! Seriously, dude.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

What? Don't you start too.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I. Don't. Want. To. Know.

Keep your sexlife in the bedroom and oh god, don't mention that you have one.

[fates_jaye]

They brought out the handcuffs last night.

And we heard about Cally trembles.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Seriously, dude. Don't want to know. Cally's like my baby sister.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Your not-boyfriend is a really, really good kisser.

Yup.

*licks lips*

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

MAUREEN!

HAHAHAHAHA!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

DIE THRACE!!

*shoots pillows at you, zomg!*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Maureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

And I'll stop, 'cause you know almost all of my full name, I think.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Lorelai Something Gilmore the Third! Damnit.

*pouts*

*throws pillow at you too*

*sulk sulk sulk omg sulk*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Leigh is the something.

But see? I'm nice and will not call you Maureen. Probably.

[fates_jaye]

*glowers*

Bite me, Maureen.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

My player is waving something.