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FLAIL!!

I had to give my not boyfriend a lapdance!

And now there's punishment and baked goods!!

Oh, and Rory? Callynanders totally do it.

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We totally do.

~~Also I'm starting to think I underestimated when I said eighteen.~~

I hate you all.

Seriously.

You, and your sexing, and your crocheting ~~which I initially wrote as 'crotching'~~ and all of it.

~~And not just because I'm going to start looking like a huge prudish single person soon.~~

~~I totally read it at crotching~~

Aw, but we loooooooooooooooove you, Rory!

Also, I wouldn't know which end of a crochet needle-thing is up, and did we get the handcuffs back from you yet?

~~Dude, that's your fault, not mine.~~

*hates omg*

There is a POINTY END and a NOT-SO-POINTY END, Anders! It is NOT THAT HARD.

And please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT PUN OFF OF THAT.

Not my fault either! It's a damn Jedi thingy. *flail*

A pointy end and a not-so-pointy end? That can actually get pretty hard sometimes, you know.

*flails*

OMG I HAVE A SEX LIFE TOO, YOU KNOW. I COULD TOTALLY OVERSHARE.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU? IT'S NOT FAIR IF WE HAVE TO DO ALL THE SHARING, YOU KNOW.

WELL RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S SEKRIT.

UM.

I MEAN, NONEXISTANT.

*thinks*

ACTUALLY IT'S REALLY KIND OF BOTH.

*cough*

What?

WHAT?!?

Nothing. *smiles innocently*

How about for the love of all that is unholy?

*looks around* Where is Angel when you need to get a really good riff on sex and death and handcuffs going?

He offered to teach me something about battery-operated devices back when he had the 'us'. I still don't know what he meant...

You so do! You have to! Why are you blushing if you don't get it?

I BLUSH A LOT.

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mparkerceo.livejournal.com - 2006-01-02 09:57 (UTC) - Expand

GAH!!! Seriously, dude.

What? Don't you start too.

I. Don't. Want. To. Know.

Keep your sexlife in the bedroom and oh god, don't mention that you have one.

They brought out the handcuffs last night.

And we heard about Cally trembles.

Seriously, dude. Don't want to know. Cally's like my baby sister.

They grow up sometime, dude. And lemme tell ya, she grew up real nice. *schmoopy look*

Gross!

BABY!!!

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