ext_131566 ([identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2006-02-25 08:49 pm
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Woe!

My ex-boyfriend, once-virginal founding member of the Male Fans of Celine Dion Club, has been broken up with me for ten whole days and he's turned into a complete man ho.

Now the radio slut is benefiting from everything I taught him!

This is causing me soulpain, dammit! Although I can't look away.... does that make me a perv?

Plus I'm not getting any, dammit!

And everything I try to eat tastes like goddammed chicken!!!

Someone comfort me...?
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[identity profile] leeadama.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hey cutie.

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[identity profile] leeadama.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
As you wish, gorgeous!

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

*shags madly*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
*Hmph!*

Turns out my ex isn't the only slut tonight, zomg (http://leeadama.livejournal.com/48816.html)!

[identity profile] leeadama.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
OMG REHEARSING!

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*takes a look in your bed this morning*

Uh, huh...

Jumps back on Lee Jarod!

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
My bed's empty!

Shit, that wasn't the right response, was it?
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