OMG, he's never gonna do anything, is he?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Stupid Jedi Masters.

I mean, could I be more obvious? I paraded around in a towel. I dressed him in glitter.

I'm never gonna get any hot Jedi lovin', am I?

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I was not! Cam and I have been practicing our singing skills. We're forming a band with bongos and banjos and triangles. Our songs are so New Age.

If we sing, can we choose our backup dancers (and yes, there must be backup dancers!)?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*offers to play the banthabell*

*but not to dance*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*accepts offer*

*will pay generously for a Jedi dance*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*cocks eyebrow*

How generously?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*considers*

I might not be able to get Obi Wan but how does....a Wedge Antilles sound? He wears orange flightsuits!

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

A pilot? Oooh. Yeah, that could work.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I shall get right on that. If I bring back Skywalker? You're allowed to Jedi Mind Trick me.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

If you bring back Skywalker, I'm going to asphixiate you. Gotta practice on someone, you know.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Understandable. If I brought Skywalker back, I'd probably asphixiate myself, bring myself back to life and do it again. That whiner.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

And the hair. At least I have a reason for my angst. He was just born whining.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Nothing was ever good enough for Lukie. Safe life on a farm? NO I MUST GO AND LEAVE YOU AUNT BERU AND UNCLE OWEN. And we all know what that led too...

Of course, Skywalker will claim the hand thing is his angst ticket...

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

WTF ever, man. I had my entire arm chopped off at his age. Grow up.

Wah, wah "my daddy's an evil Sith, blah."

I tell you, if Obi-Wan had just had sex with me, none of this would've happened. Totally his fault.

Yup. I'm going with that.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Of course there's backup dancers! Do you even need to ask?

I nominate Cuddy and Callisto.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Cuddy and Callisto! Brilliant!

Cam and I on vocals, Anakin on the banthabell and Cuddy and Callisto back up dancing. Hmmm...something's still missing...

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Body glitter?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I still have some that Obi-Wan left behind, the tease. I'd be willing to donate it to such a good cause.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

That's it! Gold body glitter at that!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

We're so getting on Top of the Pops.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

You know I got on top of pops once and...

Oh, you meant something else. Nevermind.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

What haven't you topped, young man?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Chinese checkers. I could never get the hang of it.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Ah, pity. It's quite a fun game once we get the hang of it. And now I'm, for some reason, picturing Angelus jump roping.

I obviously have a fascination with you.

/hard confession omg!

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Hey, once I'm done with Wilson and the hard D/s macrame I could clear a spot in my schedule for you and a jump rope.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

I obviously have a fascination with you.

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