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OMG, he's never gonna do anything, is he?

Stupid Jedi Masters.

I mean, could I be more obvious? I paraded around in a towel. I dressed him in glitter.

I'm never gonna get any hot Jedi lovin', am I?

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Does your lightsaber not meet his standards?

I wield my lightsaber with great skill and it's just as long as Qui-Gon's ever was, dammit.

Wah!

*sulks*

I dunno man. We've all seen Qui-Gon's saber. I think you're going to have to whip yours out and prove it.

Agreed.

Side by side comparison is needed. I'll take notes!

Wait? Isn't this my schtick?

You're an evilbadwrong influence on me!

Ahhhh, my work here is done! *buffs nails on chest*

Angelus is right. *waits for proof*

Angelus is right.

Fandom High would save so much time if it just accepted that premise as a given.

I could make t-shirts. You know, get the word out.

Excellent idea. No wonder Draco ~~is warping the fabric of space and time by dating you~~ likes you.

Yes, he must like me for my intelligence and personality. ~~Certainly not for the sex that he isn't even trying very hard to get, the putz.~~

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Fine. *long-suffering sigh*

See? Just as shiny as Qui-Gon's. And less likely to go ~~flaccid~~ out in the middle of something important.

Impressive...but how do we know you're as skilled as Qui-Gon was? I think a demonstration is in order.

OMG! My prowess is totally sung about in song and legend. And way more often than stupid Qui-Gon "I'm Tuned to the Living Force So I Don't Have to Shower" Jinn.

But fine, if there must be a demonstration, I'll agree to a demonstration.

"I'm Tuned to the Living Force So I Don't Have to Shower"

*deds*

*Raises an eyebrow* Well it looks impressive but what can you do with it?

True, but you're younger. How do we know you're not too fast at using it?

Announcing....Anakin's Lightsaber! Anakin will know give us a demonstration of his skills done to the tune of Whip It.

Lightsaber skills should so be included in the FandomHigh talent show that has not been organized.

Were you there when we all decided that during the talent show you and Cam need to sing the Agony song from Into the Woods?

*dies*

I was not! Cam and I have been practicing our singing skills. We're forming a band with bongos and banjos and triangles. Our songs are so New Age.

If we sing, can we choose our backup dancers (and yes, there must be backup dancers!)?