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OMG, he's never gonna do anything, is he?

Stupid Jedi Masters.

I mean, could I be more obvious? I paraded around in a towel. I dressed him in glitter.

I'm never gonna get any hot Jedi lovin', am I?

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Fine. *long-suffering sigh*

See? Just as shiny as Qui-Gon's. And less likely to go ~~flaccid~~ out in the middle of something important.

Impressive...but how do we know you're as skilled as Qui-Gon was? I think a demonstration is in order.

OMG! My prowess is totally sung about in song and legend. And way more often than stupid Qui-Gon "I'm Tuned to the Living Force So I Don't Have to Shower" Jinn.

But fine, if there must be a demonstration, I'll agree to a demonstration.

"I'm Tuned to the Living Force So I Don't Have to Shower"

*deds*

*Raises an eyebrow* Well it looks impressive but what can you do with it?

True, but you're younger. How do we know you're not too fast at using it?

Announcing....Anakin's Lightsaber! Anakin will know give us a demonstration of his skills done to the tune of Whip It.

Lightsaber skills should so be included in the FandomHigh talent show that has not been organized.

Were you there when we all decided that during the talent show you and Cam need to sing the Agony song from Into the Woods?

*dies*

I was not! Cam and I have been practicing our singing skills. We're forming a band with bongos and banjos and triangles. Our songs are so New Age.

If we sing, can we choose our backup dancers (and yes, there must be backup dancers!)?

*offers to play the banthabell*

*but not to dance*

*accepts offer*

*will pay generously for a Jedi dance*

*cocks eyebrow*

How generously?

*considers*

I might not be able to get Obi Wan but how does....a Wedge Antilles sound? He wears orange flightsuits!

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Of course there's backup dancers! Do you even need to ask?

I nominate Cuddy and Callisto.

Cuddy and Callisto! Brilliant!

Cam and I on vocals, Anakin on the banthabell and Cuddy and Callisto back up dancing. Hmmm...something's still missing...

Body glitter?

I still have some that Obi-Wan left behind, the tease. I'd be willing to donate it to such a good cause.

That's it! Gold body glitter at that!

We're so getting on Top of the Pops.

He must miss being Angel and all the fun that comes along with having a soul.

*g*

Hey, hey, hey - it's all fun and games until someone takes my leather pants away.

Uh, you know what I meant.

Being all broody does have its appeal.

*dying at image*

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