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[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

So. Tell me about your mother.

Comments

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Is this about the thing with the wire hangers?

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"No more wire hangers everrrr!"


"Sorry."

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

I didn't realise this was my group session.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

It's not. I don't do groups.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Have you tried it before? Some people grow to like groups and even prefer it.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Never.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

You prefer one on one?

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

It's the only kind I know.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

You might like expanding your horizons in this manner.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Is there something wrong with one on one?

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Not at all. Some of the most productive sessions are one on one.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Na~aughty!

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Is this a naughty thing?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...wait, I might be thinking about the wrong type of groups now.

(Everything is better with orgies!)

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

...and I have no idea.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Do you think that's why you cry at night?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

No, no, that's because of the touching myself and killing dinosaurs.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Wade? Why do you kill dinosaurs and kittens?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...

I was touched in bad places by a priest? Or is spousal abuse the new it thing to blame your mental trauma on because I got that too!

Nate's a big meanie

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Have you told people you're gay? That could be a source of your frustrations and violent outbursts.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

But I don't even like glitter!

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

And yet, you're wearing spandex in bright colors.

[robotboyfetish.livejournal.com]

Spandex does not make you gay.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

It's cotton, not spandex! And the bright colors mean I'm very comfortable in my heterosexuality! Comfortable enough to have sex with other men if I so choose, which I don't.

...and it doesn't count if you're both girls at the time anyway.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Do you often partake in non-gay gay sex?