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[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

So. Tell me about your mother.

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, I would and all but APPARENTLY I DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE AND IT WAS ALL JUST AN ELABORATE FABRICATION.

*headdesks a lot*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Awwwww!

*gives cupcakes*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Like my life isn't frakked up enough right now?

I COULD TOTALLY BE FRAKKING MY LIFE UP IN WHO KNOWS HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS IN A MILLION OTHER PLACES AT THE SAME TIME.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

But see, that reduces responsibility!

And also, maybe you should compare notes with those guys. Maybe they'll have some suggestions.

...do *not* look at that as a dating pool thing.

[swerval_zero]

Dating himself could only be an improvement.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Well, that's incontestable.

[swerval_zero]

Maybe we should go find an Anders for Daisy to date.

[demonbelthazor]

HEY!

[swerval_zero]

YOU WERE EVIL.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Reduces responsibility?!? But it's still all me!!!!!

. . . hi, I'm not so desperate yet that I'm going to consider dating a copy of myself.

I'm getting close to that point though.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Yes, but you were all made like this. And maybe if you'd had real role models, you wouldn't be?

And yay! you keep trying, Daisy!

No, no, a thousand times, no. One for each copy. We'll find you a nice Sharon or Six or D'Anna or something.

[swerval_zero]

Tory. He likes Tory.

[blessed_twice]

Dude, that would be more wrong than you frakking my aunt and her boyfriend.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I'm not frakking you, that's for damn s -- whoa, hi there.

[multiplez]

My player is pointing and laughing and saying this is why she prefers closed fandoms.

So, um...*offers booze?*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Last time I got drunk you beat me up with a plastic card!

[multiplez]

Maybe I just want to smack you again.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . . dirty?

Oh gods, no, Bridge would never forgive me.

[multiplez]

Bridge is a forgiving sort!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You just want me to get myself into more trouble so you can hit me again, don't you?

[needsaparrot]

*does not point out that my player's roomie? Totally thinks Z is crushing on Anders*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*does not point out that many people seem to be doing that in canon, so hey, why not*

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

There there. A lot of people are hatched.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

I wasn't even hatched, I was . . . created and then evolved or something! *flails*

There may be tubs of goo involved also.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

You may have started out as slime mold, but you've come a long way, baby.