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So. Tell me about your mother.

What do you think about when you look at him?

Bad thoughts. These thoughts that make me want to attack him, and my boyfriend.

You want to attack them both at the same time? ~~Can I get video?~~

Well, no. I don't think. I've never considered having them both at the same time. I'm not sure they would like me like that.

I'm sure Troy would. He's a skeezy bastard.

*blink* I told you his name?

I'm psychic. That's a major key of being a psychiatrist. *X-Men theme music plays*

*can you tell me what I'm thinking now?*

Are you going to tell John you were Bitterwoman? *No, that would be rude*

John? John was Captain Pete--Oh! *blushes*

You are one of his favorite people now. Catch him on AIM sometime. Bring heels.

Oh dear. AIM huh? Oh dear. Does he know it's me?

I don't think so. He's hoping it's an attractive girl. I think you qualify.

You think I'm attractive? I'm not sure if John does.

John's a teenage male. I'm sure he does. Why don't you ask him?

I don't know, that seems a little audacious of me, don't you think?

Well, if you're eager to know, just ask him.

Do I seem eager?

At times. But if you're curious, ask him.

Hmm.

*is silent*

I like Dick.

*waits for demonstration*

Dick likes me.

And how do you know?

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