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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[lil-yellow.livejournal.com]

...I won't pretend I have no idea what that means, because I have been on the internet. And, well.

Still. Pleasure for pleasure's sake has not been a priority for a very long time.

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Uh, yes please? Just look at these guns! I should be rolling in it, not stuck in dry dock!

Hey. Anyone want a ride on the Pork Chop Express?

[all4thewookiees.livejournal.com]

I'm old, dammit. Nobody wants to even think about Old Man Bindo having sex, least of all me.

But now you are, aren't you?

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Somebody had to go and graduate on me, so no. Not for a while. And it SUCKS.


...Unless you count my hand. That's pretty frequent.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Oooh, self pleasure! I think most of us are acquainted with that sort of thing.

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

*Blushes* *A LOT*

No, nothing yet for me.

And there probably never WILL be.

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Awww! *snuggles*

You know, I am getting drunk with Arms down at the bar tonight. Many people could get lucky.

[woofbloodywoof.livejournal.com]

Nana? I'm lookin' at you. What d'ya say? You, me, somethin' rotten we found in the gutter...

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

Well, apart from that holiday recently there hasn't been much. *glares at Lee* All your fault.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Um, it is not.

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

How is it not your fault?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I don't make her decisions. And I didn't even INFLUENCE her decisions.

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

I blame your existance.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Aww, it's so nice that you blame me for everything. I do my best, I really do.

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

I've noticed.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I have no regrets.

[tyler_gone]

It's probably so much for the best we never sealed the deal, huh?

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. It might have been awkward. But at least we tried!

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

*looks suitably disgusted*

[tyler_gone]

I've slept with four people my whole life, but one was Faith and one was Marla Singer, so I'm happy.

Or at least as happy as it's possible for someone with huge, massive issues around sex to be.

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend is in California.