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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[solo_sword]

*makes sure family members aren't around* On second thought wait, that apparently DOESN'T MATTER.

All good here.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

*apologizes to the Hot Solo boys*

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Marshall is very happy with his Lilypad.

Did I just want to use this icon? Maybe.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I'm just glad no one's walked in on you guys in a bathroom or anything yet.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

I can barely touch people.

So. Not a lot for me!

Yet?

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

NOT FOR LACK OF TRYING.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sex is not a problem here. *is still hoping for a threesome before the girlfriend goes off to college*

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

There is much talk of threesomes in this post.

It almost makes me want one JEALOUS.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

Dick has yet to sex in Fandom. This despite the name of Dick.

But Dick will sex. Nobody can resist a red sweatervest for long.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

If that sweatervest were blue, I'd be ALL OVER IT.

[carsexual]

Well, I finally got the girl of my dreams to be my girlfriend--and she's totally hot, by the way--and the US government shipped me to boarding school.

Without her.

So what do you think?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Buzzkill!

Phone?

[remember5th.livejournal.com]

You know, having a blind boyfriend means I can wear the most ass-ugly lingerie in all of creation, and go without makeup, and do nothing interesting with my hair, and he will STILL want to tap that.

Just saying. Some people have it easy.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

*pines longing for Karal*

[the_merriest]

I think, if I had any more of it, my head would quite possibly explode.

It would be a really good way to die.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Reno is a lucky man.

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

... Sex?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

We need some education over here!

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

I just want to be held.

Just a cuddle. Maybe two.

Then everything will be sunshine, kittens and puppies.

And we can hold hands as we skip through the park.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

...we'll always have pie?

[neverfaithful.livejournal.com]

See Faith.

See Faith bang the hot Latina cop with an ass that won't quit.

See Faith bang everyone interesting who comes into her bar.

See Faith work that stripper pole.

Mmmmmmm. Sex.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

*gulp*

[futureclone]

No, and I don't really see what the big deal is.

[ashockingbitch]

Spoken like a true virgin.

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

I thought there really wasn't much point to the whole sex thing, but then Alec someone showed me what I'd been missing.

Now I'd like more of it.

A lot more.

And what is this threesome thing? I would like to try that as well.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So would I.

Instead of two, there's three. Three sets of arms, legs, eyes, ears and...other things.

Rawr.

[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

Who doesn't want more?

... and are they crazy?

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

*nods* Completely bonkers.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

The sex I'm getting is really good, but more would always be good.

[livingasheth.livejournal.com]

Sex? Is that as good as like kissing? Because I liked the kissing rather.

Though... really, one is supposed to wait. *sighs*

[gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com]

I haven't had it in a while. A shame, really. Also unfortunate that most human females don't have a high pleasure tolerance.

Though I do like to test the limits when I have the opportunity.

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

... I haven't had any yet.

I think I'd like to try it though.

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

Sex? That must be what happens to people who have those 'social skills.'

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

You did get seven boons...

And what do you ask? For me to sterilize your lab equipment.

[doubleohblonde]

I've been remarkably chaste for me since coming here.

Clearly this must be remedied.

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

Should I be?

[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

A-Ano... I, I...

[raspberryturk]

You know, I thought once upon a time that monogamy would be all... boring and repetitive an' junk.

But I happen to be dating a girl who handcuffs herself to my bed at random intervals, yo. You can see how I wound up pleasantly surprised, I'm hopin'.

My sex life? Just as good as ever. And no, I ain't sharin' her.

[neverfaithful.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, the hot Latina cop makes me think monogamy might not be such a bad scene.

Tell anybody, and I kill you.

[peace_n_war]

... No. Thank you.

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Really?

*sighs*

I was kind of wondering what it would be like if we...

Oh well.

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

It's been... over a year.

I'm probably not supposed to admit to that, am I?

[isourking.livejournal.com]

What about never? Are we supposed to admit that too?