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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

You should be a lesbian. I need one to talk to, OMG.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Why do you need to talk to a lesbian? I can pretend if you want.

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that would work.

Okay, so like, once again Kev is being a douche and has broken up with me for no good reason. Like I'm not allowed to show affection or something. What should I do, Van? I mean, Amber?

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Pfft. Totally be a douche back and get you some from someone else. If I were a guy, I'd totally do you.

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Thanks Amber. You'd make a really good lesbian BFF.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Aww, that's sweet Toby.

...but you know, I'm just not really a lesbian.