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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* I could, uh, use some.

Probably.

What's it like?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Depends on who it's with! Good person, VERY GOOD. And maybe you can't walk for a bit afterward.

Bad person and you might want to forget you ever met and there might be drinking the night after.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

I need to find one of those VERY GOOD people. Do they exist at Fandom?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I'd like to say you're looking at one but I can't really judge on my...merits.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

I could ask Adah?

But then I bet she wouldn't tell me.

[intraspective]

It's very very nice Amber. You've just got to make sure the other person knows what they're doing.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Think I should ask first, Ino? "Hey, you any good at this? 'Cause uh, I need it to feel so great, mkay?"

[intraspective]

You could do that! Some people might answer honestly 'round here! Or, you know, you could ask Chuck. He's easy, and awesome.

And buys the drinks.

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

It's... yeah. Maybe different for a girl, but man is it nice.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Mm.. Nice. I mean, I know the in's and out's of sex, just not what the deed actually feels like. I could do nice.

I've been thinking about candidates y'know.

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

You should be a lesbian. I need one to talk to, OMG.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Why do you need to talk to a lesbian? I can pretend if you want.

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that would work.

Okay, so like, once again Kev is being a douche and has broken up with me for no good reason. Like I'm not allowed to show affection or something. What should I do, Van? I mean, Amber?

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

Once you get past the initial awkwardness, it's the best time you'll ever have horizontally.

Or maybe vertically, but that's kind of the advanced class.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking I should stick to before basics. I can picture horizontal, vertical I can picture too? Kind of. Just... y'know, how?

[brandyforapples.livejournal.com]

It depends a great deal on what you're looking for in the experience, as well as your partner, though others have noted as such.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, I want someone who definitely knows what they're doing. Wouldn't be much fun if I didn't at least learn something from it.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

It's awesome. Especially if it's with me.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

But, uh, do you do virgins?

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

*smiles* Yes I do.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

I didn't want to know that, Amber! *sticks fingers in ears*

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I'm so sorry! But I'm curious!

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

Mmm, I like blondes.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Mmm. You should call me.

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

*sigh* If only I weren't horribly awkward and likely to inadvertently insult you.