http://stupid-toasters.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] stupid-toasters.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2008-07-24 09:05 pm

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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

[identity profile] fantastic-torch.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I get it all the time.

I'm now thinking threesomes. For some reason I don't think that'd pass over too well with my girlfriend.
intraspective: (Get a load of this!)

[personal profile] intraspective 2008-07-25 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I second this question, really.

[identity profile] fantastic-torch.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Either or. I'm not terribly picky.
intraspective: (giggling)

[personal profile] intraspective 2008-07-25 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Does that mean flirting with your girlfriend is A-O.K.? Curious minds want to know!

[identity profile] fantastic-torch.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
OMG that would be so hot to watch.

*hides*
intraspective: (confidence)

[personal profile] intraspective 2008-07-25 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
*grins* I'm taking that as a 'yes'?

[identity profile] fantastic-torch.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah.

It's just... my girlfriend, she's a witch you see and... I could get in trouble for these thoughts!
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[personal profile] intraspective 2008-07-25 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Blame me. I can deal, honest.

[identity profile] fantastic-torch.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
So are you offering up your services?

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demonbelthazor: (Bel is shagging Anders)

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2008-07-25 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, poor baby.
demonbelthazor: (Default)

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2008-07-25 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
*snorts* You couldn't handle me.

[identity profile] fantastic-torch.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding me? Other way around dude.

Surely you've noticed the size of my hands and feet?
demonbelthazor: (Bel is shagging Anders)

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2008-07-25 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
You think your size would matter . . . how?

[identity profile] fantastic-torch.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Everything matters when it comes to sex.
demonbelthazor: (Nekkid)

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2008-07-25 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
True. You'd definitely need to be good on your hands and knees.

[identity profile] fantastic-torch.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*smirks* I think I could be.

[identity profile] always-damp.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It'd be fun. I'm really bendy. *nods*

[identity profile] fantastic-torch.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I... need more practice at being bendy.

[identity profile] always-damp.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You have really nice hair.

[identity profile] walks-two-paths.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. That's good to know.

You have really nice... uhm...

Did I mention you're pretty?