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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

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[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

After almost ten months of practically living together, he's a few dimensions and fourteen years away.

Yeah, not happy.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Oooh, BUZZKILL.

Going cold turkey or easing into the dry season?

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Cold turkey at the moment. But I'm not sure how long that's gonna last.

[blessed_twice]

. . . webcams?

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Kinky. But kinda impersonal.

Besides, I like the snuggling just as much.

[blessed_twice]

*makes grabby motions*

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

*is suddenly in grabbing range*

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Yikes!

Anything we can do to help?

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

I know you're a different Lee. But arms? Maybe?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

My arms are yours to ogle!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Ogles!!!!

Thank you. Have some semi-nakedness.

[intraspective]

I am so SO sorry.

Really. No one deserves that.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It sucks. Big time.

And it's not like it'll get better when I get to college. I'll have a roommate!

I need to start thinking of good bribes.

[intraspective]

Or threats! Threats can work nicely!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Only in Fandom. In my particular universe they're liable to get you arrested.

Besides, you catch more fly with sugar.

[intraspective]

I'm bad at that approach though.

Couldn't you just alien them away?

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

*pats you*

I'm sorry.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, let's talk in a few weeks.

See how well you're coping.

I'll start stocking the chocolate stash.

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Chocolate? Start stocking the booze!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

You remember what happened the last time we got drunk.

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you tried to convince me to have a threesome. And then we fell asleep.

I see no problems here.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Hello, sweetheart.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Dude....

They'd kill us.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. But the picture behind my eyes is pretty.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

...

Huh.

It is that isn't it?