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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

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I would film it and share it for posterity, (while, naturally, blurring out myself) but he won't let me.

You could sell it and make millions!

WADE IS NOT SEEING ME LIKE THAT.

TOO LATE, BUDDY.

...did you like what you saw?

...THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

WHICH MEANS YOU DID.

HA HA HA.

I will stab you!

BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.

LIES.

...

Is that an offer for a threesome?

It might be.

A very subtle one, but yes.

...

...

Hmmm. Would the hat be involved?

It could be. Hey, there could be SEVERAL hats involved.

Mmmm. Hat-filled threesome.

Which isn't to be confused with hate-filled threesome.

AND WHY NOT?

BECAUSE.

WELL.

BECAUSE THAT'S SECRET PRIVATE STUFF BETWEEN YOU AND ME.

IT IS HARDLY SECRET, OMG.

UM. WE DON'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE OR ANYTHING.

COME ON PEOPLE TOTALLY KNOW WE DO IT. I AM ABOUT AS SUBTLE AS A SLEDGEHAMMER. ALSO I AM LOUD AS HELL AND I WORRY THAT OUR NEIGHBORS CAN SOMETIMES HEAR.

I WILL LOOK INTO SOUNDPROOFING.

AND YOU JUST NEED TO QUIET DOWN.

UM THEN MAYBE YOU NEED TO STOP DOING STUFF TO MAKE ME LOUD.

OKAY.

WAIT I WAS JUST KIDDING.

TOO LATE.

FINE I WON'T DO THAT THING YOU LIKE ANYMORE.

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