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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

UM I OFFERED MYSELF IN A YEAR AND A HALF. GOD. MEANWHILE I AM SITTING HERE ALL READY TO SEX YOU UP AND YOU ARE LIKE *NERVOUSES* SO NO, NO WANDERING BECAUSE GODDAMMIT YOU ARE AN INVESTMENT AND LOIS IS NOT CASHING IN ON THAT AFTER ALL MY HARD WORK.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

I'M AN INVESTMENT?

WHAT IF I DON'T PAY OFF?

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

I WILL MAKE YOU.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

THAT SOUNDS SCARY.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NOT GETTING LAID. BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

SO WHY DON'T YOU GO SLEEP WITH SOMEONE ELSE IF I'M TOO SCARED?

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

'CAUSE. YOU'RE...TALL.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

NOT AN EXCUSE.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

AND HOT.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

BUT I'M SCARED, AS YOU POINTED OUT.

TO EVERYONE.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER, MAKE A ROOMPOST AND I WILL SHOW UP IN MY SKIVVIES AND WE'LL GET THAT SCARED THING TAKEN CARE OF.