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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

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It's just adorable that you think you could.

One beer would knock someone your size on their ass.

You watch, you totally won't be laughing if I really do manage it!

And it would not. I'm not that pathetic, come on. I've had more than a beer before.

Right, you drink and have sex at fourteen.

I'll look for those help groups now.

Fifteen!

And, seriously, what was I supposed to get up to without parental supervision?

...that's your best excuse? Really? Nothing about severe trauma?

Huh.

Next thing you know you'll be doing heroin and hooking in Mexico to make ends meet. I know the story. It's on Jerry Springer all the time.

Sometimes Maury Povich.

What severe trauma? Why would I lie when I'm just having fun?

And don't be stupid, first: I wouldn't do drugs, and two, I'm much more likely to try and get in as an assassin than a hooker.

...I'm sure that'll go over will, too. Good luck with that.

Why do you even care what I do? What's it matter to you?

It doesn't really, you'll learn the hard way on your own. Just pointing something out.

I do that from time to time.

Because you're a fine one to talk about issues, right?

Oh, please, kid. Like you know shit about this life.

Just a wee one pretending to sit with the big boys.

I could learn. And it's not like I care if I kill people or not.

...right. That would be my point exactly.

Just a dumb kid.

Smarter than you. Caring 'bout the people you kill is just stupid.

Because you are clearly the expert on this.

Gosh, I've seen the error of my ways and want you to teach me all you know! Yes, teach me all about know how if feels to slice into someone for shits and giggles!

Grow up.

Geez.

You first, kiddo. You first.

Funny, after all that talk 'bout me being just a stupid kid I'd think you're the one that needs to do it first.

You know, considering that you're the adult.

Different subjects. And if you don't get that, gosh, maybe you never will.

Be a shame for you to get yourself killed because of it, but thems the breaks.

Please, if I died I doubt you'd even notice.

I might notice. Care? Eh. We'll see when it happens.

I'm well aware that in the grand scheme of things that I'm nothing, Deadpool-san. So it doesn't really matter what I do.

Is this the self-pity part? That's always no fun if you ask me.

See? I was totally right about the reasons for the underage sex and drugs.

It's not self-pity, when it's a fact. I'm no hero, or leader, or anything that will make a difference. It's just a fact.

And no, you weren't.

Blah, blah, blah. All I hear is 'I'm so emo, oh em gee.'

And you have every reason to be that way too. Such a hard life you have here. All that hardship and sacrifice...

Wait. No. My bad.