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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[the_merriest]

I worry about the boring and repetitive thing.

No sharing me? Does this mean no threesomes?

[raspberryturk]

You are so, so not boring and repetitive, yoto. Not by a long shot. I got some of the most awesome scars on my back sayin' that we have some damn fine sex.

And were you hoping for a threesome? Because, uh. If you want, I ain't gonna protest, yo.

[the_merriest]

Just. You know. Um. The whole. There's ... variety out there, and ... all?

... And no. That'd be weird. No. Really. Not interested. No. Noot even.


Maybe.

[raspberryturk]

Tell me about it? Rikku, I had enough of that variety to be able to write a book if I was some kinda friggin' wordsmith or somethin'. Trust me, you're takin' the lead, here.

Heh. You suuuure?

[the_merriest]

Some of them had to be prettier, and better at it, and some were probably even both. And I'd bet most of 'em had bigger boobs.

Positive.

Mostly.

[raspberryturk]

Hey, hey, hey. It ain't about the size of the boobs, Rikku. I happen to be real damn fond of your boobs.

You positive you're positive?

[the_merriest]

My boobs are fond of you.

.... Positive. Mostly. Why, did you, uh .....

>.>

[raspberryturk]

I could show 'em just how much I'm fond of 'em by maybe chewin' on 'em a little. Would they like that?

Heh. You're all curious, ain't you?