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So, what's making you emo lately?

And don't lie, I know you're emo. Almost all of us are teenagers, that's automatic emo!

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I'm about to defy everything anyone ever said about what I could do prior to coming here; I might actually go as far as to say that, currently, my present emo situation has been cured.

Of course, I hear it's a chronic illness all the same. Give it time. I still have only half a brain, paralysis of nearly half my body, a terrible fear of being eaten alive, a father that I hate, a mother that I hate, a sister that I hate, a sister that I don't hate but might be dead, a fear of drowning, and a...crippling fear (at least I have my humor, right?) of being in love despite being quite stupidly in it.

I don't know what emo you're talking about.

~~Oh, and I only like my boyfriend for his arms~~

I can be emo enough for the both of us! ~~Canon demands it~~. At least you'll be leaving to do something you love? That's more good, right?

~~I KNEW IT!~~

Oh, great, just what I need. You carrying both of our emo weight as if I couldn't handle my own myself...

...not just something I love, but something I'll be AMAZING at, so, yeah. But then I have to worry about you the whole damn time...

You won't have to worry about me. ~~Much~~. I'll behave and be good and be safe. Promise promise promise!

~~SIGH. Hopefully they won't ever go away or no one will like me!~~

...good. You'd better. Remember, I'll be learning all sorts of new ways I could potentially horribly disfigure you with a simple scalpel blade...Although I have a pretty good idea already what I'll go for first.

...

...no, not the arms.

*gulp*

You won't have to, I promise. I'm a man of my word even if I'm whiny and petulant. There won't be any need for disfiguring. Nothing will happen that will require you focusing on...that.

But I could say the same to you! No getting swayed by pretty boy doctors!

Oh, yes, because guys with brains. That's exactly what I clearly look for in a man...

*cough*

You are cute when you're petulant, though. Sometimes.

Exactly, I mean...HEY. I have a brain! I use it sometimes! It's there and no you can't cut me open and see it.

And thank you, I think. You're just cute. And adoraaaaaable. Maybe I'll give you a new nickname before you leave and use it to call you.

...Snuggly.

For someone who claims to not want to be mutilated, you sure are pushing it.

For someone who claims to not like all the mushy gushy stuff, you sure do let me get away with a lot of it.

Only 'cause you're cute.

And, come on, I thought this was the sort of thing that I would eternally be deprived of, because I thought it couldn't really exist. I'm allowed to enjoy it a little.

Awww. And, I promise, I'll only be cute for you. Well, cute in those personal, private between you and me ways.

...And vice versa. Although, trust me, no one is going to think I'm cute there. And, if they do? Then I'm doing it all wrong.

If they do and act on it, I'll have to punch them in the face.

After you, you know, get done disfiguring them.

There. That. Another thing I can be emo about. My boyfriend keeps saying he will, but he has yet to actually punch anyone in the face for me. I wish he'd understand that my love for him can only be fueled be irreverent and belligerent displays of his rampant masculinity.

Well, you haven't punched anyone for me either!

...yeah, that's all I got.

Nor have I said I would do it before, either.

...but I would.

Especially since they wouldn't hit a cripple, would they?

Depends on the girl, really. Maybe? Maybe not? Maybe they'd just try and argue with you?

And, as far as everyone else in this school is concerned, I'm a mute, too, so an argument should be interesting.

You'd win.

Easily.

And I don't just say that ~~because I fear your scalpel~~. I just know.

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