Relationships: easy come, easy go

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

So. Apparently my on-again off-again girlfriend is traipsing around rebounding with Wolverine.

...

Seriously, Dom? I respect your right to choose, but... Wolverine?!

is this payback for promising i wouldn't blow myself up, subsequently blowing up, stealing a blackbird from wolverine and smacking him in the head with it, all the while not telling you i was alive? if so, i'm sorry. well, not for the smacking part. that was fun.

...So how about them exes, huh?

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[needsaparrot]

...Mine are all dead.

All of them.

Every. Single. One.

(Except Faith in canon, but I don't think one night stands count as exes. She wouldn't count it.)

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Yeah. They do that.

*offers a sympathy beer*

Two out of three.

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

*squints at you* The mun feels like she missed a death or two.

[needsaparrot]

Ampata: dead, evil
Lissa: dead, evil
Cordy: Dead, don't even get me started
Anya: dead, formerly evil
{Comics spoilerz}: {Comics spoilerz}


You could maybe make a case for Willow, but aside from the Barbie-stealing days, I don't think cheating with each other while dating other people qualifies.

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

*thinks comics spoilerz is the best* See, I was thinking non-canon Xander...that's where I got lost. (Who's Lissa?)

[needsaparrot]

Non-canon Xander admittedly has slightly better luck. Faith's dead but Cordy's alive.

Lissa's the demon chick from First Date in S7.

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. Her. You missed Giant Prayer Mantis Lady. Of Doom.

[needsaparrot]

That was a case of "Do I count her or not," since it wasn't a real date. OTOH she wanted a one night stand before eating his head, so maybe.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*coughs*

Slightly? *raises eyebrow*

*is, okay, not an ex, but is still here!*

[needsaparrot]

Well, yes. But not an ex!

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Still, actually managing to pull off a wedding this time around ought to count for *something*. Even if it's just that the dead-ex count won't get any *higher*.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Dude. I know how you feel.

Or... will.

[fh_jackass]

My first serious girlfriend? Murdered by my father. Second? My father tried to set her on fire. Third? My supposed BFF tried to kill her because of me. Fourth who was also the second? My father tried to kill her AGAIN.

Anyone wondering why I'm currently dating the hard-to-kill guy with superpowers?

[thatsamilkshake]

No.

[fh_jackass]

... okay, there's that, too.