Relationships: easy come, easy go

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

So. Apparently my on-again off-again girlfriend is traipsing around rebounding with Wolverine.

...

Seriously, Dom? I respect your right to choose, but... Wolverine?!

is this payback for promising i wouldn't blow myself up, subsequently blowing up, stealing a blackbird from wolverine and smacking him in the head with it, all the while not telling you i was alive? if so, i'm sorry. well, not for the smacking part. that was fun.

...So how about them exes, huh?

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[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

*squints at you* The mun feels like she missed a death or two.

[needsaparrot]

Ampata: dead, evil
Lissa: dead, evil
Cordy: Dead, don't even get me started
Anya: dead, formerly evil
{Comics spoilerz}: {Comics spoilerz}


You could maybe make a case for Willow, but aside from the Barbie-stealing days, I don't think cheating with each other while dating other people qualifies.

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

*thinks comics spoilerz is the best* See, I was thinking non-canon Xander...that's where I got lost. (Who's Lissa?)

[needsaparrot]

Non-canon Xander admittedly has slightly better luck. Faith's dead but Cordy's alive.

Lissa's the demon chick from First Date in S7.

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. Her. You missed Giant Prayer Mantis Lady. Of Doom.

[needsaparrot]

That was a case of "Do I count her or not," since it wasn't a real date. OTOH she wanted a one night stand before eating his head, so maybe.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*coughs*

Slightly? *raises eyebrow*

*is, okay, not an ex, but is still here!*

[needsaparrot]

Well, yes. But not an ex!

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Still, actually managing to pull off a wedding this time around ought to count for *something*. Even if it's just that the dead-ex count won't get any *higher*.