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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

Comments

[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

Bears and pie do not belong together in any capacity whatsoever. Bears on their own, however, are an important species and contribute to the environments in which they dwell. Pie is an excellent dessert in moderate amounts -- as with anything, over-consumption of pie can be detrimental.

And no, I don't want to talk about my sex life.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So you're not getting any?

[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's any of your business.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

It's probably not but I'm asking anyways. Your boss is hot. Why not hook up with him?

[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

Because I don't think of him that way. It's unprofessional.

And also he has a boyfriend. I don't care if they refuse to acknowledge it. He does.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

I say you have a great chance to snag yourself a threesome.

[tyler_gone]

I swear I am not his boyfriend. He can sleep with whoever he wants.

Pay no attention to the twitch I get when I say that.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

You could always fix stuff around the building to work off that pent up sexual frustration.

[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

I hate you.