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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dude, please. Me have sex with you? Not going to happen ever. I have a helluva lot better taste than that.

And are you that desperate you have to solicit for sex in therapy communities? Guess some of us have to go to extraordinary lengths to get some.

Hasn't been a problem for me. Ever.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

I think you're protesting too much.

And I'm not soliciting. I'm merely taking a poll about sex for...sociological purposes. If I can help others with their dry spells, then consider it a bonus.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Who's protesting? I'm just stating plain facts.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Said facts don't cover up the fact that I'm very good in bed. That should cancel out everything.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

You're a douche. That cancels out everything.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Pot calling the kettle black, don't you think?

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Me? I'm awesome. No pots here. 'Cept maybe the pot you're obviously smoking if you're comparing yourself to me.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

One, it's none of your damn business what I smoke.

Two, yes, I'm comparing you to me. Just because you save people from monsters or whatever doesn't mean you're not an ass. Which you are.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dude, if you took a poll around here of who the ass is, me or you, you would completely win the ass awards.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Well. I will attribute that to my need to be the best at everything. Including being an ass.