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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

OMG GENIUS.

You bring the oils, baby!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

The flavoured ones?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

That'll make the licking easier...

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Good, I'm a big fan of licking. And nibbling, and biting...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

No wonder Angelus is so fond of you...

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I refuse to answer on the grounds you may be right.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to think that my Gold Pants of Doom have made people love me. No one can resist the gold.

You just needed some vamp love to control that warrior spirit, huh?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

They're just so... tight.

You seem to have the wrong idea about who's doing the biting there, John.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

All the better to see my rocket launcher...

Angelus a whipped boy? When do the matching monogrammed jackets come into play?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Indeed, and what an impressive piece of weaponry it is.

We haven't got around to whipping, yet. Besides, who needs jackets when you can have collars and leashes?