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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

One word.

Orgy.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

OMG GENIUS.

You bring the oils, baby!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

The flavoured ones?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

That'll make the licking easier...

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Massive Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament. Whomever wins has fought for your love with the most basic of weapons and clearly deserves your love the most!

Of course, Aeryn will most likely win by choosing "Death Glare" every round and will be angry with you - again - for holding such a tournament in the first place.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Good, I'm a big fan of licking. And nibbling, and biting...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

And, once again, Tick is a genius. Rock-Paper-Scissors would also prove their mental skills as well as their hand eye coordination. It'll be a competition for my love and a recruitment at the same time.

Of course, Aeryn will most likely win by choosing "Death Glare" every round and will be angry with you - again - for holding such a tournament in the first place.

Aeryn is keeping secrets from me right now! I am becoming suspicious...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

No wonder Angelus is so fond of you...

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I refuse to answer on the grounds you may be right.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Secrets? That's it. You should really just dump her and hook up with Janet. Just saying...

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Bite your tounge! He should hook up with Lee! Out of subtext!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Why not both?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to think that my Gold Pants of Doom have made people love me. No one can resist the gold.

You just needed some vamp love to control that warrior spirit, huh?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Yes, secrets! She does not like to talk to me. I am not trustworthy! She shall be my secret, cuddle bunny and we can have illicit encounters in the library!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

They're just so... tight.

You seem to have the wrong idea about who's doing the biting there, John.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Oh honey, Lee and I are pretty much out of subtext. Check the roof party from last night as we cling to each other in a manly way.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Sir, you are a genius!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

All the better to see my rocket launcher...

Angelus a whipped boy? When do the matching monogrammed jackets come into play?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

That's what I keep telling people!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I was busy subtexting like bunnies with Angelus organising the Leather Fashion Show at the JA meeting!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Of course you're not trustworthy! You keep having secret cuddle bunnies!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

but Aeryn has first dibs.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Indeed, and what an impressive piece of weaponry it is.

We haven't got around to whipping, yet. Besides, who needs jackets when you can have collars and leashes?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Lee, I never knew you could be so manly, and assertive.

And gods, after meeting your father, I totally understand why you're freaking emo all the time.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU HAVE KILLED ME BY HURTING MY FEELINGS. I AM DED.

But they're secrets...she does not know!