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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

One word.

Orgy.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Massive Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament. Whomever wins has fought for your love with the most basic of weapons and clearly deserves your love the most!

Of course, Aeryn will most likely win by choosing "Death Glare" every round and will be angry with you - again - for holding such a tournament in the first place.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

but Aeryn has first dibs.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Make a priority list.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

omg. I am having the Same Problem. Sorta.