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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

Comments

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Secrets? That's it. You should really just dump her and hook up with Janet. Just saying...

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Bite your tounge! He should hook up with Lee! Out of subtext!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Why not both?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Sir, you are a genius!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

That's what I keep telling people!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Oh honey, Lee and I are pretty much out of subtext. Check the roof party from last night as we cling to each other in a manly way.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I was busy subtexting like bunnies with Angelus organising the Leather Fashion Show at the JA meeting!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You're organizing a fashion show? Will you be wearing a fluffy pink dress?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Even better, black leather, cut in a tight classic, revealing comfortable style.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Should I invite the Widow Twanky to come and watch and see how her special girl is thriving?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

No, the travel expenses are too much. In any case, wouldn't you prefer to come and model watch yourself?

Purely for academic reasons of course.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Can I watch?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Of course you can even model if like, what's a fashion show without an audience?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Yes, secrets! She does not like to talk to me. I am not trustworthy! She shall be my secret, cuddle bunny and we can have illicit encounters in the library!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Of course you're not trustworthy! You keep having secret cuddle bunnies!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU HAVE KILLED ME BY HURTING MY FEELINGS. I AM DED.

But they're secrets...she does not know!

[janet_fraiser]

Well, as long as we can be secret cuddle bunnies. Because if Daniel catches us he'll turn into Dr. Darkside, and that's never good! OMG. *runs away and scribbles plotty-type notes*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

PLOTTY TYPE NOTES WHEEE!

[janet_fraiser]

*SEKRITLY SNUGGLES IN THE LIBRARY WHILE WRITING OUT PLOTTY-TYPE NOTES*

*notes that there is a hyphen in plotty-type which can't be seen in strikeout*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

All hyphens are Us now!