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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

The viking look suits you.

*pats Lee's manly arms in sympathy* At least you didn't end up crying on his dress uniform.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*puffs out chest and looks stern*

Oh noes! What happened?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*swoons due to Lee's forceful manliness*

He lectured me in public, then brought up my burninated family. It made my cry. *looks sad*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*pats the swooned female gently*

That fiend!!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*is grateful for Lee's tender, manly concern*

It was terrible, he was so very mean.