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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Will you hear the horned helmet in bed?

*plotz revenge against your father for hurting you*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Anything you want baby, as long as you're mine.

OMG MY HERO! Shoot him in the chest twice! And then..err... wait...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Awesome. *gets camera ready* Come and conquer me, baby.

OKAY! MAYBE THIS TIME HE WILL STAY ASLEEP AND YOU CAN BE THE COMMANDER SINCE YOU ARE THE HEIR ADAMA!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*RAVISHES ALL ALPHA-LIKE*

*SNIFFS* I AM THE HEIR OF GALACTICA DAMNIT! AND MY EVIL UNCLE LOCKED ME UP AND CAME ONTO MY FATHER'S LOVE INTEREST AND LOCKED HER UP WITH ME TOO. OH THE LADY PROTESTED TOO MUCH SO I HAD TO CONTACT MY OLD SCHOOL BUDDY ROSENCRAZAREK TO HELP US AND HORANASTASIA TO BE MY MOST NOBLE ROMAN PARTNER IN CRIME. ... AND YEAH.*