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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

Comments

[can_be_more]

You stole my idea.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

The early bird catches the orgy worm.

Besides do you think Crichton would dare to have an orgy and not invite you?

[can_be_more]

How big is that bird's beak?

Not if he knows what's good for him.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

It's not the size, it's how you use it. Big enough.

If anyone knows what's good for them they'll make sure he has before RSVP-ing.

[can_be_more]

You know, that's what everyone says, but... Good to know.

You know me so well.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Well, if they're too hung up about size they can't do anything... Indeed.

What can I say, (you're scary) I know (people who would kill me dead if I tried anything) professionals when I see them.