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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

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[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*is shot*

ARGH!!!! HE'S GONNA CRY FOR ME, BITCH!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

NO HE'S NOT OR HE'LL NEVER GET ANY EVER AGAIN, AND YOU'RE DEAD! HA!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

*dies*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

ZOMG!

*flails about*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!

*picks up good!Vala and runs to the hills and weeps over her body before throwing himself off a cliff*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Hey! Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun!

*runs to edge of cliff, shoots traitorous BF before he hits the ground!*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*is happy to die at the hands of his loved one*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

O.K., now that's just *stupid*!

*hauls him into a sarcophagus, revives him, then dopesmacks him*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*is dopesmacked and happy to see Vala cares enough to hit him*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

OMG what's a word more whipped than "whipped"? ;)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

CameronMitchell?

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Oh, good point.

*loves on her whipped baby boy-toy!*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha, you're so stuck with him.

*cuddles*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Aw! *cuddles back*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

DUELING VALA'S!