ext_251134 ([identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-02 07:47 am

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Dear [livejournal.com profile] fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest [livejournal.com profile] fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*carries her four times around the island before returning to the dorms with her*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*swoons again at OMG the manliness of it all*

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
*is happy he's still carrying her*

*throws her on the bed*

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*joins and pulls blankets over their heads*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*OMG goes to work corrupting the hell out of the youth of today!*

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
*is happily corrupted*