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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Don't make me fight you, Grandma! I will Rose Nyland on you!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*is turned on that people are fighting over him*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Just stand out of the way and look pretty, BoyToy...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*poses*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*admires... and gets distracted*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*puts a banana peel under your shoe*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

OMG CH34t3R!!!!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT THE ONE WHO GOT DISTRACTED BY CAM'S HOTNESS!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

But... but... just *look* at him!!! *old-lady flails*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*flaunts hotness*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

OMG you're not even old enough to have watched that show!

*remembers time before VCRs, microwave ovens, and cable! when once something was gone, it was gone for good!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I AM TOO! I WATCH IT ALL THE TIME.

"Back in St. Olaf..."

LET'S GO GRANNY BLOND STREAK!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

OMG RERUNS DON'T COUNT!!!!

BRING IT ON! I'M OLDER! AND I HAVE MORE INSURANCE!!!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*PUSHES YOUR LIFE ALERT BUTTON*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

OMG I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

OMG I WIN!

*slides your walker over to help you up*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*hates on you sooooooooooooooooooooooo much* >:-p

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*comforts*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*is comforted*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*rescues and rides off into the sunset*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

My hero! *beams*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*loves you despite being older and more wiser and more experienced then me*

*gives you a non alcoholic beer because alcohol is dangerous for the older!*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*laughs self sick before recovering* Uh, yes. *nods solemnly* "Wiser"! -- and don't you forget it!

*scowls and busts you for late-night underage drinking on the roof of the dorms!*