Fight with Yourself!

[bitten_notshy]

Because it is Friday and I need something funny and distracting ...

Go ahead. Get it all out.

Fight with yourself.

Comments

[bitten_notshy]

Have you gone totally mad? I am not picking a fight with: the personification of death, a witch, or someone who blows things up in his spare time. I'm rather attached to being alive.

[tyler_gone]

So you're afraid.

[bitten_notshy]

Oh, sod off. Your philosophical justification of getting your face pounded in is about the biggest load of hogwash I have ever heard.

[living_endless]

Jack? Sweetie, that's ... not exactly what you say when you don't want to pick a fight.

[tyler_gone]

And he's wrong.

Besides, I'm not the one sleeping with my dad.

[bitten_notshy]

He's not my father. My father is as useless as yours is, if not more so. A lot of people back where I grew up would have cheerfully slaughtered things for the kind of coddled childhood you see as so miserable and limiting.

And it's none of your business.

Besides, at least I'm not so ashamed of who I am that I made up an alter ego to do what I was too afraid to do. I know who I am.

[life_inshadow]

Um. I -- I'm not sure I should, uh, jump in? B-but sleeping with a vampire is kind of, um. You know. Maybe a little -- crazy.

They're demons.

[bitten_notshy]

Ah. Well.

Thank you for your opinion. Forgive me if I don't precisely consider you an expert on the subject.

[life_inshadow]

Wh-what's that supposed to mean?

[tyler_gone]

I think he means that back when you were learning magic, you could have maybe asked a few questions about how you were a demon instead of just going with it.

Do you have to act like such a woobie all the goddamn time?

[living_endless]

She's an innocent. Leave her be.

Tara, it's okay. Don't cry. You ... did your best with the situation you had.

... none of you want to fight me, huh?

[game-of-you.livejournal.com]

I might have a few words, elder sister. You act as if you have forgotten who you are.

We cannot. Human or not, trapped or not -- you cannot.

[living_endless]

I didn't kill myself and give up, little brother. I win this one by default.

[game-of-you.livejournal.com]

We've had that discussion.

... and Jono?

[living_endless]

Jono knows what we're doing. I know what I'm doing.

I'm not you, brother. I don't send people to hell for not liking me back.

[life_inshadow]

... okay, can the rest of us agree that they're, uh. Maybe a little -- not to j-judge? Scary. When they're like this.

He is really scary. His aura is just ... stars.

[bitten_notshy]

Oh, she's harmless and he's just a pretentious vampire, or something like one. I've seen worse.

[tyler_gone]

You could not admit you were afraid if a fright train was coming toward you and you were tied to the tracks.

Stutterygirl, I'm with you. Let's get out of here.

[life_inshadow]

Uh -- sorry? Bye?

Didi? I think you and Jono are r-really cute together, but -- bye.

[bitten_notshy]

... all right, if the other humans are going, I suppose I should as well. Farewell.

[game-of-you.livejournal.com]

That leaves you and I. And I haven't been in the game in years.

Goodbye, sister. I doubt we'll come to an accord.

[living_endless]

... and here I am alone again.

I think I'll go get some popcorn.