Fight with Yourself!

[bitten_notshy]

Because it is Friday and I need something funny and distracting ...

Go ahead. Get it all out.

Fight with yourself.

Comments

[bitten_notshy]

Have you gone totally mad? I am not picking a fight with: the personification of death, a witch, or someone who blows things up in his spare time. I'm rather attached to being alive.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

But I don't like fighting!

[bitchy_smurf]

It would be like slaughtering a large, defenceless rabbit.

[trigons_child]

I am learning how to defend myself, but I will not engage in a fight simply for the sake of fighting.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

I'm really trying to not fight unless it's absolutely necessary, so I think I'll give this a pass.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

. . . doesn't my player make me do this enough already?

[glacial_queen]

*sulks*

[lovemykilt]

Okay, first off? I'm a pacifist. Secondly, he could, like, kill me with his brain.

[puppy_fair]

... Do I really have to fight anyone? I mean, I could probably take them with a hand tied behind my back (and I mean that in the nicest way, honest!), but wouldn't it be better if maybe I just gave them cookies or something, instead?

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

*looks around* I can't say I'm all that concerned.

[findingelena.livejournal.com]

Okay. I have a gun, I have materia, and I have years of training. None of you look all that threatening. Bring it.

[nofishinmypond.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeeeah. This is going to go over well. Reeeeal well. How about I sit it out and just watch the fireworks?