Fight with Yourself!

[bitten_notshy]

Because it is Friday and I need something funny and distracting ...

Go ahead. Get it all out.

Fight with yourself.

Comments

[bitten_notshy]

Have you gone totally mad? I am not picking a fight with: the personification of death, a witch, or someone who blows things up in his spare time. I'm rather attached to being alive.

[tyler_gone]

So you're afraid.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

But I don't like fighting!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Goody two-shoes.

[bitchy_smurf]

It would be like slaughtering a large, defenceless rabbit.

[thatsamilkshake]

...You think I'm large?

[trigons_child]

I am learning how to defend myself, but I will not engage in a fight simply for the sake of fighting.

[demonbelthazor]

Suck up.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

I'm really trying to not fight unless it's absolutely necessary, so I think I'll give this a pass.

[momslilassassin]

Who are you and what have you done with my father? There is no way you can grow up to kick Granddad's ass like my Luke did, Gremlinbite McBabykisser.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

. . . doesn't my player make me do this enough already?

[weetuskenraider]

Yeah, you're always picking on me on radio, kane a bar.

[glacial_queen]

*sulks*

[trigons_child]

It is better this way. You do not go as insane. As insane.

BTW, should I not mention I'm having random thoughts of apping Surreal?

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

*points up* What she said.

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

*pouts*

[lovemykilt]

Okay, first off? I'm a pacifist. Secondly, he could, like, kill me with his brain.

[scruffnfeathers]

Technically, it's with the glory of the Lord Almighty, not "with my brain". But otherwise, yes. You're correct.

[puppy_fair]

... Do I really have to fight anyone? I mean, I could probably take them with a hand tied behind my back (and I mean that in the nicest way, honest!), but wouldn't it be better if maybe I just gave them cookies or something, instead?

[furnaceface]

No, sunshine, it wouldn't. Next thing yer know, yer've got the bloke with no naffin' face sittin' out and watchin' other people eating, and if anybody says a word to me I swear I'll knock all yer bloody teeth out.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

*looks around* I can't say I'm all that concerned.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

You should be.

[findingelena.livejournal.com]

Okay. I have a gun, I have materia, and I have years of training. None of you look all that threatening. Bring it.

[the_merriest]

You, of all people, are going to dismiss the tiny blondes? Seriously? I saved the world and all of that. Big, scary monsters. Did you miss me taking out Bahamut?

[nofishinmypond.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeeeah. This is going to go over well. Reeeeal well. How about I sit it out and just watch the fireworks?

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

What's the matter, old man? Worried about how badly I'm gonna KICK YOUR BUTT???

...'Cause I will. Kick your butt.