Fight with Yourself!

[bitten_notshy]

Because it is Friday and I need something funny and distracting ...

Go ahead. Get it all out.

Fight with yourself.

Comments

[bitten_notshy]

Have you gone totally mad? I am not picking a fight with: the personification of death, a witch, or someone who blows things up in his spare time. I'm rather attached to being alive.

[tyler_gone]

So you're afraid.

[bitten_notshy]

Oh, sod off. Your philosophical justification of getting your face pounded in is about the biggest load of hogwash I have ever heard.

[living_endless]

Jack? Sweetie, that's ... not exactly what you say when you don't want to pick a fight.

[tyler_gone]

And he's wrong.

Besides, I'm not the one sleeping with my dad.

[bitten_notshy]

He's not my father. My father is as useless as yours is, if not more so. A lot of people back where I grew up would have cheerfully slaughtered things for the kind of coddled childhood you see as so miserable and limiting.

And it's none of your business.

Besides, at least I'm not so ashamed of who I am that I made up an alter ego to do what I was too afraid to do. I know who I am.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

But I don't like fighting!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Goody two-shoes.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

So what if I am?

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Well...you are!

Also your baby is ugly.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

IT IS ON, BITCH.

[life_inshadow]

Um. I -- I'm not sure I should, uh, jump in? B-but sleeping with a vampire is kind of, um. You know. Maybe a little -- crazy.

They're demons.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

BRING IT, CANDY-ASS.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

No, don't fight! :( :( :(

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Shhh I want to watch!

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

But fightin' ain't nice!

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Why can't you speak normally? You sound as though you were raised by an illiterate chipmunk.

[bitchy_smurf]

It would be like slaughtering a large, defenceless rabbit.

[bitten_notshy]

Ah. Well.

Thank you for your opinion. Forgive me if I don't precisely consider you an expert on the subject.

[italksmack.livejournal.com]

I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL. WHO'S SHORT AND STUPID AND HAS UGLY BABIES AND IS CANADIAN? YOU ALL ARE.

[life_inshadow]

Wh-what's that supposed to mean?

[thatsamilkshake]

...You think I'm large?

[bitchy_smurf]

Do you see what I mean? There's no challenge in it.

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

Didn't your mamas teach y'all any manners?

[tyler_gone]

I think he means that back when you were learning magic, you could have maybe asked a few questions about how you were a demon instead of just going with it.

Do you have to act like such a woobie all the goddamn time?