Fight with Yourself!

[bitten_notshy]

Because it is Friday and I need something funny and distracting ...

Go ahead. Get it all out.

Fight with yourself.

Comments

[bitchy_smurf]

It would be like slaughtering a large, defenceless rabbit.

[thatsamilkshake]

...You think I'm large?

[bitchy_smurf]

Do you see what I mean? There's no challenge in it.

[needsaparrot]

You could always settle it by wrestling.

...There could be oil involved somehow.

[bitchy_smurf]

I fail to see how oil would make the challenge any easier for her.

Also, butt out. Your hair is odd and you smell like Vampire Slayer.

[needsaparrot]

Hey, she who smelt it dealt it!

[thatsamilkshake]

*giggles*

[bitchy_smurf]

That was insultingly nonsensical.

[needsaparrot]

So's your mom.

...I mean, so's you saying I smell like Vampire Slayer when I haven't even been near one in months except on the phone. I ought to smell like Power Ranger considering how often I h-----

[thatsamilkshake]

TMI TMI TMI SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!